I really miss my boyfriend.
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
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spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”